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Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped […]
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped […]
There was a man named Cass, who went to Escort Escort Bayan space with a pass. He opened the door at the galaxy floor and […]
Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman standing in a bar. Englishman says: “My wife is so thick. She’s just bought a car and she doesn’t drive.” Scotsman […]
As confused as a infant in a titty bar. As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. Q. What do a Rubix cube […]
Did you hear about the man that Escort had 5 dicks?Ans: His underwear fit like a glove!
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf….. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window […]
There are identical twin brothers. One lives a godly life: Good husband and father, reputable businessman, lots of community service. One is a hell-raiser: drunk, […]
An older guyMe and my girlfriendsgo to the movie theaterjust about everyweekend. We like totease the employees andcustomers by wearingVERY revealingclothing. I considermyself to be […]
Sam has been a stock broker for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 10 acres of […]
Chris will find out what fun we had with his wifeHello Chris,Good to see you again, thank you for the wine :)How are you? Do […]