Lolli Pop 02

Lolli Pop 02

Welcome back. And let me start out by stating that my idea of dangling Lolli Pops from my shirt at our celebration party didn’t work. But I figured that out well before the party started, so I had plenty of time to change into another shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a stupid idea from the get go.

As far as the 100th unit celebration party went, well, it was fine. It was pretty low key and the guys invited a few other of their friends, so it was four six packs and two pizzas. LOL, Jake was forced to bring his girlfriend, Shelia, so I had a little fun with that. Not too much fun, mind you because I didn’t want Shelia to recognize me as the fem boy who bought the extra lubricated condoms, but a little fun just the same. Also, LOL, oh, she recognized me alright and what I thought might have been a quirky smile a few days ago was a “keep your distance” smirk.

Besides, Teddy had invited Josh and Frank had invited David, so I had plenty of other guests to mingle with. And holy snap, Shelia never let loose of Jake’s arm, not for one second, LOL, until he needed to use the side of the barn to release his beer.

LOL, he probably thought that his opportunity to lure me outside of the pole barn so we could talk for a minute, as did I, but Shelia had other plans.

“Ah, I need to go too, Miss Lolli Pop, so, may I?”

Well, hell, it’s not something that I forgot about it, but her attendance was a bit of a surprise, so I accommodated her need for modern plumbing and privacy.

“Follow me, Shelia.”

Weirdest walk from the pole barn to my house ever! Yeah, totally awkward and weird as hell.

“Have you kissed Jake?”

“Ah, no. That’s boyfriend stuff and that’s where I am or all about.”

“Can I see that the box of “I need help getting it wet” condoms is still full?”

“I emptied them into a coffee cup, so you can count them.”

“I believe you Lolli Pop. Anyways, that Josh guy was mumbling something about how good you look in those jeans, so maybe you should show him where to pee. Also, are you going to stand outside of the bathroom door and listen to me pee?”

“Um, is that a thing?”

Um, no, I didn’t do that, but it actually sounded harmless, so I didn’t question her any more about it. I mean, I would have never listened in if she would have never mentioned it, right? Also, damn it, again with the quick smile or a smirk upon her exit from the bathroom as I hurried down the hallway and away from the bathroom! I mean, is there a play card out there that shows the difference between a very coy smile and a quirky smirk or çorum escort something? These are the things I needed to grow into a worthy and fair playing cross dresser, right? I mean, geez, the looks from her.

“Can I just come up here by myself now if I need to go again, Lolli Pop?”

“Can I post that I just had like really super kinky sex?”

“LOL, I’ll hit it with all kinds of nice emojis. Kiss, kiss and don’t forget about Josh.”

Was it any less weird walking back to the pole barn with Shelia? Oh, hell no, but I busied myself with posting that Lolli Pop had come to age. And I started with sex from the opposite side of the spectrum. The kinky end.

So, Josh, huh? What should I say about Josh? He’s Teddy’s friend, but just an acquaintance to me, I guess. He’s nice enough, but most certainly the biggest drinker in the crowd, which I didn’t know about until tonight. But, as I stated many times, I play fair, so if he likes his beer and nobody gets injured, then sobeit. Besides, he rode with Teddy, so party it up Josh.

“Josh, hi, ah, did you want another beer? I can even get you a marijuana if you want that. Or should I bring a bottle of vodka from the house while I go wait on the pizza delivery person?”

“Hey Lolli Pop, thanks for saying hello to me. Well, I rode here with Teddy tonight, so can I have a shot of vodka with a beer chaser and then a marijuana to chase all that? By the way, you do know that your jeans are unbuttoned, right?”

Oops.

“Oops, that’s my bad, Josh. Lolli Pop was showing me where her bathroom was a few minutes ago and I must have accidently unbuttoned her jeans instead of mine. I mean, silly brunettes with curls to dye for, right? Anyways Josh, maybe you should escort he up the house to retrieve that vodka bottle and then you know, hang on the front porch with Lolli Pop until the pizza arrives?”

Seriously? Is it that easy? Also, ah, shouldn’t he wait for me?

“You’ve got your high tops on, Lolli Pop. Go catch him.”

Yup, I guess it’s that easy. And it was even easier to lead him into the house.

“Holy snap Lolli Pop, what’s with all of the coffee cups filled with Lolli Pops?”

“Oh, just one of my things, Josh. By the way, why are you looking at me like that?”

“Um, the word in the pole barn, you know, between three people, is that you and Jake have some funny relationship going on, so what’s up with that? I mean, are you single or involved in some side piece situation?”

“Hah, Jake is just a business partner, but the board just demoted him to the curb. I’m single çukurambar escort and inexperienced, mind you, so exactly what is a side piece, Josh?”

As suggested by Shelia, we took his drinks and a marijuana and went outside to the front porch to watch for the pizza and I played it so cool. I sat down on the bench first, slightly off center, so he could decide how close to sit to me. Well, he must have been chilly because he sat close enough to me to feel the transfer of body heat.

I followed that move up with the old “raise the shoe to the bench and pretend to tighten the strings” thing, which caused me to lean back into him and that move was absolutely accepted. And then I made my own move up and raised my other foot up and sat sideways to him on the bench and used his body as my back support.

“Lolli Pop, what happens if I just come out and tell you that I want to have sex with you? Is that cool or are you one who needs a little back and forth?”

“Oh, I need the back and forth, Josh, and I need it bad. So, Josh, let me start the ping pong game with what type of sex? In me, on me, from me, am I on your lap, am I on my knees, are you on your knees, what type of sex, Josh?”

Oh, so that what a confused look looks like, huh? Also, hey, do I know more than someone else?

“Chill out, Josh and let me rephrase all that. Just where do you see my undies while we’re having our first sex after we just met for real? On, off, pushed to side, where and how?”

Nope, that didn’t work. Also, the pizza delivery guy snuck up on us and it wasn’t a guy in the normal terms. I mean, we were in the same club.

“OMFG, you two absolutely suck at this. Josh, tell Lolli Pop than you’re hoping that she will go all Lolli Pop crazy on your hard Lolli Pop so you can Lolli Pop off in her mouth and be done with it. Geez! Which way to my big fat tip? Brie, by the way and my tips are always fat!”

“Ah, back that way, to the pole barn. Teddy will pay you. He’s the taller and handsome one with the hair. And I was still only in the “forth” process, you know. I had some “back” yet to go. I mean, what the hell good is a little back and forth if one gets cut off in the middle of the first forth?”

“Hey, don’t sass me rookie. Josh, take her inside and have your way with her. I mean, Lolli Pop off everywhere on her and you know, don’t forget the back because she just said that she has some more “back” to give and it’s her best feature.”

Stupid people, always putting words in my mouth, right? Just like Jake in the first chapter. çukurova escort I never said that my rear end was my best feature. A few guys have said that I wear jeans well, but that’s it.

“So, Teddy with the hair, right? He’s like not the roomie or anything is he, Lolli Pop?”

Well, again, wasn’t Josh at least supposed to wait for me before he grabbed the bottle of vodka and went inside in search of my bedroom? I mean, WTF? Are there new dating rules that I need to read up on?

“Well, go chase after him. Guys be stupid sometimes. Also, leave that marijuana for me, will you?”

Also, isn’t it better to drink vodka from a small glass or at least a shot glass? I mean, I’ve never watched anyone tip a bottle like that. Besides, tipping the bottle like that caused him to topple to the floor like that, so all of our moves were out of the window, I suppose. Also, ah, I guess that Brie feels right at home enough to just walk in through the back door. LOL, only to witness what must have looked like a crime scene with me standing over the fallen victim.

“OMFG, what the hell have you done, Lolli Pop? You’re the one who is supposed to get drunk so you lose your inhibitions as he plows you from behind. I mean, you had a guy who knew you were a guy and he was still interested in you and now look at him, will you? He’s toppled on the floor from tipping the bottle and from the looks of it, he’s limp too. But you already knew that part, didn’t you?”

“Oops, I thought he had to pee, so I helped him unbutton his jeans. It happens a lot around here. So, did Teddy give you a fat tip and are you disappointed that he didn’t get a big fat tip from your flirting? He’s not really built that way, so.”

“Oh, it happens, but some of that might be out of respect for your friendship and all, so don’t bother him about it. I mean, he looked me in the eyes. So, what are you going to do with messy bag of drunk bones on the floor?”

“Duh, leave him alone and go back to the party in the pole barn.”

“Ahh, look at you getting all experienced and stuff. Alright, I have to get back to work. See you, Lolli Pop.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re Brie, so aren’t you supposed to ramble on about all of your conquests and how you have the perfect match for me? You have a reputation, you know.”

“I could come back after 1am when the Pizza shop closes and I could bring Zack and Timmy with me, but you have to promise to not go all bat crazy if your precious Teddy looks me in the eyes again.”

Oh, I wasn’t sure if the crowd out in the barn would be able to carry on for another two hours, but I cleaned up the place anyways and by that, I mean I had the guy’s load Josh into the back of Teddy’s SUV to sleep it off. And LOL, I don’t mean the back seat, I mean they put him where the grocery bags go.

And then it was tick, tock, watch the clock.

End Lolli Pop 02